Garfield on
the oil crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came
To have an oil
shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just
didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely
geographical .
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Our
OIL is located in
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Alaska
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
And
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
Are located in
Washington
, DC !!!
Any
Questions ???
NO? I didn't think so!!! /Two Shocking Videos /